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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

bellatirx:

#and i have a boner

mixtapemedusa:

welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA

Accurate lyrics, right thurr.

me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
parents: but sweetheart you're white
tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO

Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

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A message from the birthday boy.

summerparadisewithpierre:

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